humor – Jazzi Ryan Ranes ~ The Sensuous Poetic

Jazzi’s Acid- 4 💥

…And why do some air fresheners smell so good in the store and then smell like ass when you spray them around your home? Truth in advertising should be a law. They shouldn’t be allowed to sell a product that smells worse than the chili-boiled egg-beer fart you chased your homies out of the roomContinue reading “Jazzi’s Acid- *4* 💥”

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Jazzi’s Acid- 4 💥

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Jazzi’s Acid – 3 💥

You: I’m not someone you should put on speakerphone. Me: I’m not someone you should put on the phone at all. 💥 *unfriended* #smartass 🔥 If you want to follow me on social media, you can go to facespace here, Facebook And if you wanna be a tweep, here, Twitter Website… WordPress Love, ~©Jazzi RyanContinue reading “Jazzi’s Acid – *3* 💥”

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~10 Visionaries~ Part 2

I had to think a little longer about who I wanted on this list of seekers. This post only includes ten people because the thing was getting long and it was getting too long for one post. I feel like I should include more women this time around, as men dominated the first visionaries post.Continue reading “~10 Visionaries~ Part 2”

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~10 Visionaries~ Part 2

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~How To Handle A Pizza~

I am so glad they put this on the bottom of the box where I couldn’t see it. I wasn’t sure how I was gonna get this pizza out of the pizza shop. ©Jazzi Ryan Ranes

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~How To Handle A Pizza~

I am so glad they put this on the bottom of the box where I couldn’t see it. I wasn’t sure how I was gonna get this pizza out of the pizza shop. ©Jazzi Ryan Ranes

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~Random Brainless Thoughts: Warning Labels~

Warning labels have never impressed me. People tend to act stupid and they can’t even read, or don’t want to. Sometimes they head so far up they ass they can see their own belly button. From the inside. Some people collect *Darwin Awards like I collect words. I mean tide pods, dude. Do you reallyContinue reading “~Random Brainless Thoughts: Warning Labels~”