Jazzi’s Acid- *4* ðŸ’¥

…And why do some air fresheners smell so good in the store and then smell like ass when you spray them around your home? Truth in advertising should be a law. They shouldn’t be allowed to sell a product that smells worse than the chili-boiled egg-beer fart you chased your homies out of the roomContinue reading “Jazzi’s Acid- *4* ðŸ’¥”

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Jazzi’s Acid- *4* ðŸ’¥

…And why do some air fresheners smell so good in the store and then smell like ass when you spray them around your home? Truth in advertising should be a law. They shouldn’t be allowed to sell a product that smells worse than the chili-boiled egg-beer fart you chased your homies out of the roomContinue reading “Jazzi’s Acid- *4* ðŸ’¥”

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~Secret #1~

Here’s an insight into how my mind works. A secret, if you will. I know about ten different male internet techs by their first names. Seriously. That’s how bad the internet is where I live. Had my life circumstances been different, had the timing been just right, I would have taken down the dirty whiteContinue reading “~Secret #1~”

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~Secret #1~

Here’s an insight into how my mind works. A secret, if you will. I know about ten different male internet techs by their first names. Seriously. That’s how bad the internet is where I live. Had my life circumstances been different, had the timing been just right, I would have taken down the dirty whiteContinue reading “~Secret #1~”

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~How Are Ya Fixed For Love~ Frank & Keely

How Are Ya’ Fixed For Love- Frank Sinatra (with Keely Smith) ~~~~~~ You’re fixed for the ❄❄❄s, you have more than you need, get your coat on baby, the cold 🌀🌀🌀s blow. You’re fixed for the weather, you can do a good deed, friends around the 🔥🔥🔥 you should all now gather. Get your hatsContinue reading “~How Are Ya Fixed For Love~ Frank & Keely”

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~Worthless Things~

There all these things, these possessions, these artifacts of a life…and I realize there is no one thing here, no object, no collection, no antique, no inanimate piece of wood, metal, glass or cloth, that means more to me than your love. I drip a thousand tears on these meaningless things and yearn for theContinue reading “~Worthless Things~”

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~Our Rain~

Our rain shimmers the faintest snow.. almost invisible within the mist. Barely seen shards of heat, lost in the chill of time. Our rain speaks in rock hard hellos.. soft water goodbyes gone in the chill. Barely heard shards of care, lost in a thrill of rime. Our rain tastes of wet dreams in theContinue reading “~Our Rain~”

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~Our Rain~

Our rain shimmers the faintest snow.. almost invisible within the mist. Barely seen shards of heat, lost in the chill of time. Our rain speaks in rock hard hellos.. soft water goodbyes gone in the chill. Barely heard shards of care, lost in a thrill of rime. Our rain tastes of wet dreams in theContinue reading “~Our Rain~”

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