~I Can See In The Dark~

…I wander through my house at night, in the dark, working over the words always trying to get out. Sometimes the energy of my thoughts will not allow me just to sit and ponder. Ironically, the second this title popped into my head this morning, I tripped over a fucking garbage bag I forgot toContinue reading “~I Can See In The Dark~”

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~I Can See In The Dark~

…I wander through my house at night, in the dark, working over the words always trying to get out. Sometimes the energy of my thoughts will not allow me just to sit and ponder. Ironically, the second this title popped into my head this morning, I tripped over a fucking garbage bag I forgot toContinue reading “~I Can See In The Dark~”

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Jazzi’s Acid- *4* ðŸ’¥

…And why do some air fresheners smell so good in the store and then smell like ass when you spray them around your home? Truth in advertising should be a law. They shouldn’t be allowed to sell a product that smells worse than the chili-boiled egg-beer fart you chased your homies out of the roomContinue reading “Jazzi’s Acid- *4* ðŸ’¥”

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Jazzi’s Acid- *4* ðŸ’¥

…And why do some air fresheners smell so good in the store and then smell like ass when you spray them around your home? Truth in advertising should be a law. They shouldn’t be allowed to sell a product that smells worse than the chili-boiled egg-beer fart you chased your homies out of the roomContinue reading “Jazzi’s Acid- *4* ðŸ’¥”

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Jazzi’s Acid – *3* ðŸ’¥

You: I’m not someone you should put on speakerphone. Me: I’m not someone you should put on the phone at all. 💥 *unfriended* #smartass 🔥 If you want to follow me on social media, you can go to facespace here, Facebook And if you wanna be a tweep, here, Twitter Website… WordPress Love, ~©Jazzi RyanContinue reading “Jazzi’s Acid – *3* ðŸ’¥”

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Jazzi’s Acid – *3* ðŸ’¥

You: I’m not someone you should put on speakerphone. Me: I’m not someone you should put on the phone at all. 💥 *unfriended* #smartass 🔥 If you want to follow me on social media, you can go to facespace here, Facebook And if you wanna be a tweep, here, Twitter Website… WordPress Love, ~©Jazzi RyanContinue reading “Jazzi’s Acid – *3* ðŸ’¥”

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Jazzi’s Acid – *2* ðŸ’¥

You: I’m having an elegant wine dinner with my besties. Me: You’re having pizza and strawberry hill with your 3 dogs and 5 cats. 💥 *unfriended* #smartass 🔥 If you want to follow me on social media, you can go to Facespace here, Facebook And if you wanna be a tweep, here, Twitter Website… WordPressContinue reading “Jazzi’s Acid – *2* ðŸ’¥”

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Jazzi’s Acid – *1* ðŸ’¥

You: I’m having fancy white albacore and sipping a microbrew. Me: You’re eating tuna out of a can and sucking down a bud light. 💥 *unfriended* #smartass Love, ©Jazzi Ryan Ranes

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