~Mountain Bear McKenzi~

I mean, we knew he was a strong, self-contained fellow. Always seemed to have his shit together. You know what I mean? Didn’t need anyone telling him what to do. He was always thinking one step ahead. But nowadays those steps were taking him beyond the town, beyond the county line, and out of theContinue reading “~Mountain Bear McKenzi~”

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~Schroedinger’s Alpha Cat~

I mean, we knew he was a strong, self-contained fellow. Always seemed to have his shit together. You know what I mean? Didn’t need anyone glancing his way. He was always thinking outside the box. But nowadays you couldn’t tell if he was anywhere near the box, alive or dead, here or there. If youContinue reading “~Schroedinger’s Alpha Cat~”

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~Schroedinger’s Alpha Cat~

I mean, we knew he was a strong, self-contained fellow. Always seemed to have his shit together. You know what I mean? Didn’t need anyone glancing his way. He was always thinking outside the box. But nowadays you couldn’t tell if he was anywhere near the box, alive or dead, here or there. If youContinue reading “~Schroedinger’s Alpha Cat~”

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~Higher Order~

When you discover an eclectic, complex, highly intelligent mind, you simply have to feed it. You will feed yourself as you satiate this need. Present the grapes, truffles, and mead of creativity to this hungry mind. Feed the place where words are always present, but so rarely needed. Allow this multi-faceted visionary to rest onContinue reading “~Higher Order~”

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Jazzi’s Acid- *4* 💥

…And why do some air fresheners smell so good in the store and then smell like ass when you spray them around your home? Truth in advertising should be a law. They shouldn’t be allowed to sell a product that smells worse than the chili-boiled egg-beer fart you chased your homies out of the roomContinue reading “Jazzi’s Acid- *4* 💥”

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Jazzi’s Acid- *4* 💥

…And why do some air fresheners smell so good in the store and then smell like ass when you spray them around your home? Truth in advertising should be a law. They shouldn’t be allowed to sell a product that smells worse than the chili-boiled egg-beer fart you chased your homies out of the roomContinue reading “Jazzi’s Acid- *4* 💥”

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~Secret #1~

Here’s an insight into how my mind works. A secret, if you will. I know about ten different male internet techs by their first names. Seriously. That’s how bad the internet is where I live. Had my life circumstances been different, had the timing been just right, I would have taken down the dirty whiteContinue reading “~Secret #1~”

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~Secret #1~

Here’s an insight into how my mind works. A secret, if you will. I know about ten different male internet techs by their first names. Seriously. That’s how bad the internet is where I live. Had my life circumstances been different, had the timing been just right, I would have taken down the dirty whiteContinue reading “~Secret #1~”

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~Worthless Things~

There all these things, these possessions, these artifacts of a life…and I realize there is no one thing here, no object, no collection, no antique, no inanimate piece of wood, metal, glass or cloth, that means more to me than your love. I drip a thousand tears on these meaningless things and yearn for theContinue reading “~Worthless Things~”

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~Intelligence~

Intelligence is not an option, its a requirement. “Intelligence without ambition is like a bird without wings” -Salvador Dali Fortunately for me, ambition embodies intellect and flies like an eagle… Actually, its more like a pterosaur taking flight for the first time ever, and realizing she can create. ~©Jazzi Ryan Ranes~

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