Here’s an insight into how my mind works. A secret, if you will.
I know about ten different male internet techs by their first names. Seriously. That’s how bad the internet is where I live.
Had my life circumstances been different, had the timing been just right, I would have taken down the dirty white boy from southern West Virginia despite the sweltering July heat. He was hot-blooded and putting off all the right vibes…
But I would have cooked him a meal had that been what he’d rather have wanted. Gave him a back rub while he napped in front of the fan, and washed his filthy jeans while he took a shower.
~© Jazzi Ryan Ranes~
